No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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