If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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