Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
