There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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