I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
As shirtless as possible
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
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