He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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