It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You're completely useless in the revolution.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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