If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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