giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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