the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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