R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
