butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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