How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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