10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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