ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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