i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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