If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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