There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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