ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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