He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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