Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So vagazzling was a success
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