Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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