she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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