Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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