whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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