yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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