? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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