i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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