If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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