so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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