I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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