do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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