New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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