My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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