if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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