Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I am one with the molecules
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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