U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
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