Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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