You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so let's talk penis.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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