i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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