You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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