Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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