He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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