3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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