so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I'm having to shit out rocks
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