So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
