Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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