Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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