Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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