Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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