"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
