if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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